
MGP (maldivian gangster party) Manifesto
Our party was established to protect the rights of gangsters in Maldives. Recent statistics show that 15% of maldivians are gangster and another 15% are wannabe gangsters. so it is very important to protect the rights of gangsters
Legalisation of marijuana
our first priority would be to leagalise marijuana in Maldives and to increase the efficiency of a drug trade in the region. As for punishment people who bring drugs into maldives will be sentenced to 1 month in a 5 star resort.
Protecting the environment
In order to protect the environment it is important to make maldives a more green place. so we are planning to start a program to plant 2 million marijuana plants and another 2 million of opium in maldives so that more oxygen is produced and carbondioxide in the atmosphere reduced.
economy
By making maldives the one of biggest centre of drug trafficking in the world we would make a hell lot of money. so our country will be rich. In order to do this we will spend 100 million dollars on increasing drug production throughout the country
Religion
under our rule maldives will be 100% islamic but anyone can follow any religion and do anything they want as long as they claim to be muslims and go to the friday prayers.
Urbanisation
We plan to build 4 urban centres across maldives for 4 different types of people. One urban centre for PIMPS one urban centre for science nerds one urban centre for gay people and one urban centre for normal people.
please vote for us if you dont want to end up getting beaten by 7 people with swords,sticks,knifes etc..
Thank you for your coperation
3 comments:
are u serious about this?
actually jokes aside, you guys seem to have a well thought out manifesto compared to some of these so called political parties. at least you are not suggesting "the bridge" is the solution to the problems of humanity...
lmfao!
good plan...!
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