lets look at the main candidates for the 2008 elections in Maldives
first the bald , old guy who has been president for 30 years.For the sake of national secuirity we
shall call him G-Man. since he came to power in 1978 he has lost 50% of his hair and 75% of his brain but still he is a leading candidate. According to the survey we carried out by asking 1000 random people who they think will win the erection 550 believed he would win the election. But this is not an accurate result as some people were being sarcastic and our idiotic staff questioned many "bangaalhees" and "parteys" during the process.
then we have a skinny guy with a big mouth and a not so big head. we shall call him "N" just so i dont get attacked by large mob of women. he is definitely the ladies man despite his looks and his speeches can really touch the deepest parts of a woman's soul the way a naked flame touches a womans buttox. He is also very good at throwing bondi-baiy partys and made his apperance on MTV last year in which he gave an emotional speech about the value of underwear in society
theres also the skinny, geeky she-male guy who tries to win the election by promising to buy things for everyone. and then the business man who is emerging as the dark horse in the race to win the erection(whatever that means)
but my personal favorite is i-Bra. who made the l-ibra-l party to promote the proper usage of Bra's in maldives and released his own line of brassieres called vote for iBRA. well i dont think we need to hide his name for the sake of national secuirity atleast until novermber
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My vote goes to iBra. Just look at what the iPhone and iPod did for communication and music, respectively. I can only imagine what iBra would do for his namesake if given the reins to the country. Wonder Bra, look out! iBra is on the way.
My favorite candidate is ME! Not many people know im running for president, because i dont have money from years of corruption.
Vote for me and I promise to make all the popular candidates... do naughty things in public while being paraded through the streets naked!!
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