A love poem by a NERD

your crystal blue eyes are as bright
As a 21 inch LCD screen
you make me feel so high
Like a 12 Gigabyte RAM
i cant help falling in love with you
just the way i fell in love
with all the girls in Japanese anime
and of course bill gates

I wanna kiss you gently

The way i lick my monitor
I wanna F%#K you with passion
The way i insert my pen drive
i want to stay by your side
86400 seconds every day
and i'll protect you
even from the micro-organisms

so baby lets get together now
it will be just you and me and my computer
Lets get married and have kids
In an online multi-player game
if its a girl we will call her tanya-x-2536
and if it is a boy we will call him metal-man-356