Circular motion - moving in circles when one gets lost or drunk eg. Idiots
apparent weightlessness - the feeling you get when you jump out of the window of a 50 storey building
cycle - saikalu
Big bang - The Banging on the head of a man when he gets caught peeking into women's bathrooms
force - something that can cause a body to accelerate eg. Food, tv, coconuts , girls
weight - the downward force on your buttocks
drag - to pull someone by their feet
newtons first law - a fat ass will not move unless an external force acts on him
newtons second law - mass is directly proportional to the number of cakes you eat
newtons third law - for every idiot there is an equal but opposite idiot
couple - a man and a woman that are not in line and produce a rotational effect
work - sitting in front of a pc playing video games or watching unsuitable videos
conservation of energy - energy content of a woman will always remain constant , energy can only be converted and stored in her buttocks or chest
half-life - the average time taken for half the teeth of a person to fall
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2 comments:
hehe very funny
not bad
haha
u have learnt ur physics lessons well! ;)
i like the newtons second law ;)
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