IGMH Unable to do some tests after a humping accident

IGMH hospital has surprised all unsurprised people by announcing that they have run out of chemicals and microscopes needed to do some tests. Speaking to local media a guy who claims to represent them said that one of the tests that they could no longer do was the test for HIV (AIDS). They claim that they no longer have the necessary equipment to test for the deadly disease after one of their doctors ended up humping the chemical cupboard and getting their microscopes stuck in a delicate place . So now they have invented an ingenious method to test for AIDS without any equipment. But he also claimed that they could only do this test on women. Its a simple method where the Doctor has sex with his patient and if he gets AIDS then he can know for sure that the test subject had AIDS too. He remarked that it was very important that as many women as possible came to him to test for AIDS.

Surprised by the announcement the enthusiastic local media jumped on him asking him all the usual questions like "who are you" or "hows your grandma" . After all that one reporter asked "if you can't test for AIDS then how do you know if you get AIDS from your patient" . He replied "I have a PhD in Peeling banana skins who are you to ask such things from a PhD like me" so the local media took his word and a long queue is expected to gather in front of IGMH tonight