Warning: No bangaalhees were hurt in the making of this articleA research by theMaldivian psychotic university claims that the increase in number of women wearing bodu burugaa can be attributed to the increasing number of bangalhees in Maldives. A study showed that when a bangaalhee man looks at a woman with a horny look on his face , this can scare the living hell out of a woman and leave her with no choice but to wear the bodu burugaa. In order to prove this theory they sent a bangalhee man to stare at certain notorious sluts on the islands none of whom wear burugaa. Within just two months 25% of them were wearing bodu burugaa and another 60% wearing burugaa and the other 15% had sex with the bangaalhee man.
After hearing the news the government immediately announced that they were "Ecstatic about the news" and they will give their own version of the nobel prize called "Bodu-Galhi award" to the scientist behind the research Dr. Shaffaaf . Dr. Shaffaaf also declared that he had found a way to catch illegal bangaalhees in Maldives. The method involves attaching a 5 Rufiyaa note to a fishing rod and throwing it from a high building. The technique is so similar to fishing that he decided to call it "Pissing".
6 comments:
I daresay 95% of the maldivian population is actually truly racist
but they use the "Bangalhee" word. and according to the anonymous fellow it is a racist term
I wonder what's responsible for our youth becoming xenophobic. 30 years of Maumoonism?
Dont blame maumoon for everything, hes only responsible for 99% of the problems
hehe
he called it pissing eh?
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