A Strip club in Maldives

The first ever strip club in Maldives was supposed to be opened next week in henveiru. However the Islamic ministry have stated that women are not allowed to dance in front of men except in Dhivehi Music Videos and hithaanukuraa parties so after a few minute adjustments the first ever Bar in Maldives Will be opened.The Bar would be like any other bar except that all the alcoholic drinks will be non-alcoholic.

Recently President Nasheed announced that there are plenty of opportunities for foreign investors in Maldives and he was surprised by the lack of such investment. This bar is part of a program by the government to attract foreign investors towards Maldives. They are also planning to build a casino in Hulhumale and fully utilise the newly discovered natural resource in Maldives, prostitutes.

Bangladeshis in Maldives vote For their Bondhu Leader

Bangladeshis in Maldives have voted in a historical poll that decided who they think should be the president of Maldives. There was a lot of hype surrounding the election especially among Maldivians who have an unparalleled love and respect for the Bangladeshi people. Speaking to what-a-noos a man from Bangladesh said "Alla Giri Giri Podilla nalla naagiri" , our team of language experts are trying to comprehend what he was saying but so far we think he was trying to say "I need to take a shit, can you show me where the toilet is".

The election was easily won by Burma Gasim who is famous for donating jumhooree party t-shirts to Bangladeshis. Unfortunately we could not find a political analyst to analyze the election so we went to a restaurant to find the public opinion. The People there expressed great optimism and passion with comments like "I dont give a F$%K","Su#K it", "alla giri giri" and "Thi%$aa boigen tha thihiree" . The poll was covered by famous TV Channels such as BBC (Bangladeshi Broadcasting corporation) and CNN (chicken noodle naagiri)