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Strict New Rules in CHSE

According to the Management of CHSE the students have always complained that the rules in the school are not strict enough so they have decided to introduce some new rules. In the past students in CHSE were not allowed to come to school with facial hair. Now according to the new rules they also have to shave their Armpit, Nose hairs and Pubic hair.

When coming for Extra classes students are now required to wear a special Underwear called "Activity Underwear" Which has a CHSE logo on the backside and a smiley face on the Front Side. In addition to this girls are also required to wear the "Activity bra" when coming for extra Classes. These activity underwear are only supposed to be used inside the school and you should not be caught wearing them outside school.

Gangsters go on Drug Strike

Gangsters in Maldives have decided to go on a Drug Strike to protest against discrimination of their rights. This means that they would not use drugs until they are guaranteed their rights. They would also stop going to Work, just like the teachers did last year. The only difference is that their jobs include much more important things like harassing people and Selling Drugs.

The Government is very concerned about the strike and they have decided to bring in a special Expert from Jamaica to make them use drugs again. According to the State Minister for Dope Dr.Ganjaaboa People who use drugs are an important part of the food chain in Maldives. For example their urine is good for the fish. According to him if they stop using drugs they would stop pissing in the ocean and this would lead to a collapse of the Maldivian Fishing Industry and also the Maldivian Porno Industry .