Bangalhees responsible for bodu burugaa

Warning: No bangaalhees were hurt in the making of this article

A research by theMaldivian psychotic university claims that the increase in number of women wearing bodu burugaa can be attributed to the increasing number of bangalhees in Maldives. A study showed that when a bangaalhee man looks at a woman with a horny look on his face , this can scare the living hell out of a woman and leave her with no choice but to wear the bodu burugaa. In order to prove this theory they sent a bangalhee man to stare at certain notorious sluts on the islands none of whom wear burugaa. Within just two months 25% of them were wearing bodu burugaa and another 60% wearing burugaa and the other 15% had sex with the bangaalhee man.

After hearing the news the government immediately announced that they were "Ecstatic about the news" and they will give their own version of the nobel prize called "Bodu-Galhi award" to the scientist behind the research Dr. Shaffaaf . Dr. Shaffaaf also declared that he had found a way to catch illegal bangaalhees in Maldives. The method involves attaching a 5 Rufiyaa note to a fishing rod and throwing it from a high building. The technique is so similar to fishing that he decided to call it "Pissing".

10 men arrested for smuggling badi's into the maldives

10 men have been arrested for smuggling illegal whores also refered to as "badi" into the country. According to the maldivian constitution people are not allowed to import badi's into maldives . This was part of a special investigation by police into the increase in the number of prostitutes in maldives. Police say that women in burugaa are loaded onto a speedboat at hulhule and then stopped halfway between male and hulhule in order to strip them half naked.They are then sent to artificial beach and other areas of male.

Many of the badi's were later found in a house in male .The house belonged to a man posing as a Sri lankan but police later confirmed that his real name is "Snoop Do double G". So far police have confiscated 30 badi's , 2 swords ,5 lingerie, 2 tooth picks and 30 trillion zimbabwe dollars.

Superman Returns- The Maldivian Version

Maldivian Movie Makers are planning to make a Dhivehi version of the Superman Movie titled " the return of sperm-man". The script for the movie will be written by Nahula . According to our sources the special effects in the movie are amazing and some of the special effects include the zoom-in effect used in kasauti. Some people believe that this movie will be even better than kasauti in terms of special effects.

In the movie sperman will be played by Umar Naseer, and Lois lane will be played by Yoopey while the part of lex luthor will be played by none other than our beloved Maumoon abdul gayyoom. Speaking to our reporters The director Amjad said" We are Working with a large budget which includes money to get whores... I meant actresses and some extras (parteys) for the movie, we also lost a lot of money as Yoope went on a major shopping spree using our money by mistake".

The movie will premier in cinemas all over the world on Feb 7th 2009

Update: The movie has been cancelled after it was sent to the censorboard

No UNislamic activities at the DJ

Police say that they had monitored the acitivities including those happening in the toilets but they didnt find anything contrary to Islam during the new years eve dj's. Speaking to the press a police sergeant said "Our officers are highly trained in islam, almost 50% of them know how to pray properly and a few of them know how to write bismillah so we can't question their judgement".

The organisers complained that police had interrupted the DJs saying that they found lots of male police officers dancing which caused most youngsters except a few women to loose interest. But police claim that this was all part of a program to ensure that nothing contrary to Islam was done at the DJ.

Most of the People who attended the Dj were disappointed with it. One 19 year old man said " This beautiful woman on a motorcycle came and gave me an ad to go to the Dj so i was expecting more naked beautiful women like that at the Dj but it was full of men so i went back to smoking cigarettes again "