The Return of Maumoon

Hundreds of Thousands of supporters gathered in the republican square to welcome the old president maumoon abdul gayyoom who made a visit to singapore for a get together party with bill clinton. During the party they discussed major global issues such as global warming and sex which happens to be bill clintons favourite topic during and after his days in the white House.

Secuirity were in tights as gayyoom was hugged ,fondled and sexually harassed by the gathered crowd. He eventually managed to make it to the car after loosing several of his body parts to the screaming women. Speaking to what-a-noos a woman called Maumoona said "This large crowd here full of women proves that maumoon is sexier than anni, Anni can wear a yellow tie but maumoon is the only leader man enough to wear a pink tie"

Workshop to raise awareness on STD's

A workshop has been held in CHSE to give the students information about sexually transmitted diseases. The students noted that the workshop was very helpful and entertaining. One student said " i never knew you could do that with your thing, i have to try that sometime". A discussion also took place during the workshop and students discussed the issue which is considered to be taboo in Maldives.

After the workshop ended the next day 14 students very absent due to sexually transmitted diseases and 1 of them had HIV aids. Two weeks later 40 students got syphilis, 9 got HIV aids and one very stupid student lost his manhood. The school considers the workshop to be very successful and they are now planning to have a new workshop on drugs