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First the local news
A recent survey by the Male' imaginary university has shown that women who watch kasauti are more likely to suffer from dehydration. During one single episode women cry so much they loose upto 2 litres of water from their body. This can be fatal if they are not fat enough to deal with the loss luckily most of these women are.
A cable company in Maldives have decided to censor all advertisements that show beer bottles playing football. They say that according to the religion its not good to show beer bottles playing football but its okay to see people drinking them and going wild or to see naked women getting drunk.
A group of People in Male' are protesting against people who protest in a move to stop the protesting on the streets. They have also attacked the people who attack people in a move to stop fighting within the society and to bring peace to our little "ranmutheyfadha" country. These people belong to a political party called "Maldivian Anti Politics party".
Lets look at the news from all over the world
george W bush has paid a visit to Maldives last night. He was welcomed at the airport by a clone of the president . Speaking to the media he said "We have come here to fight for democracy, it doesnt matter what people have to say or how people feel all we need is democracy that way america... I mean the world will be a richer and better place"
Al-qaeda has proposed a peace agreement and agreed to negotiate at the same table with american diplomats. This is the first time both parties will sit at the same table and talk. The table is belived to be 5 km long . Both parties will sit on both ends and shout at the top of their voice.
Albert einstein's Brain has been sold on Ebay at a prize of 5 million dollars. The buyer is believed to be an indian woman who is belived to be very rich (DUUUHHHH !!!!).
Thank you for tuning into our news, hope you have a bloody painful day
