Maldivian gangster party

MGP (maldivian gangster party) Manifesto

Our party was established to protect the rights of gangsters in Maldives. Recent statistics show that 15% of maldivians are gangster and another 15% are wannabe gangsters. so it is very important to protect the rights of gangsters

Legalisation of marijuana

our first priority would be to leagalise marijuana in Maldives and to increase the efficiency of a drug trade in the region. As for punishment people who bring drugs into maldives will be sentenced to 1 month in a 5 star resort.

Protecting the environment

In order to protect the environment it is important to make maldives a more green place. so we are planning to start a program to plant 2 million marijuana plants and another 2 million of opium in maldives so that more oxygen is produced and carbondioxide in the atmosphere reduced.

economy

By making maldives the one of biggest centre of drug trafficking in the world we would make a hell lot of money. so our country will be rich. In order to do this we will spend 100 million dollars on increasing drug production throughout the country

Religion

under our rule maldives will be 100% islamic but anyone can follow any religion and do anything they want as long as they claim to be muslims and go to the friday prayers.

Urbanisation

We plan to build 4 urban centres across maldives for 4 different types of people. One urban centre for PIMPS one urban centre for science nerds one urban centre for gay people and one urban centre for normal people.

please vote for us if you dont want to end up getting beaten by 7 people with swords,sticks,knifes etc..

Thank you for your coperation

election 2008

lets look at the main candidates for the 2008 elections in Maldives

first the bald , old guy who has been president for 30 years.For the sake of national secuirity we

shall call him G-Man. since he came to power in 1978 he has lost 50% of his hair and 75% of his brain but still he is a leading candidate. According to the survey we carried out by asking 1000 random people who they think will win the erection 550 believed he would win the election. But this is not an accurate result as some people were being sarcastic and our idiotic staff questioned many "bangaalhees" and "parteys" during the process.

then we have a skinny guy with a big mouth and a not so big head. we shall call him "N" just so i dont get attacked by large mob of women. he is definitely the ladies man despite his looks and his speeches can really touch the deepest parts of a woman's soul the way a naked flame touches a womans buttox. He is also very good at throwing bondi-baiy partys and made his apperance on MTV last year in which he gave an emotional speech about the value of underwear in society

theres also the skinny, geeky she-male guy who tries to win the election by promising to buy things for everyone. and then the business man who is emerging as the dark horse in the race to win the erection(whatever that means)

but my personal favorite is i-Bra. who made the l-ibra-l party to promote the proper usage of Bra's in maldives and released his own line of brassieres called vote for iBRA. well i dont think we need to hide his name for the sake of national secuirity atleast until novermber