A love poem by a NERD

your crystal blue eyes are as bright
As a 21 inch LCD screen
you make me feel so high
Like a 12 Gigabyte RAM
i cant help falling in love with you
just the way i fell in love
with all the girls in Japanese anime
and of course bill gates

I wanna kiss you gently

The way i lick my monitor
I wanna F%#K you with passion
The way i insert my pen drive
i want to stay by your side
86400 seconds every day
and i'll protect you
even from the micro-organisms

so baby lets get together now
it will be just you and me and my computer
Lets get married and have kids
In an online multi-player game
if its a girl we will call her tanya-x-2536
and if it is a boy we will call him metal-man-356

America to stop giving cookies to iran

Gorge-bush has announced a new strategy to stop the iranian nuclear programme. His plan is to stop exporting cookies to iran as it was found by a recent survey that iranians love to eat cookies. Despite the plans iranian president has said that they dont need cookies as long as they can import rihaakuru from maldives. The americans claim that iranians are using their nuclear weapons program to build weapons of mass destruction which include the "Fart bombs" , the bomb which has been recognised as the most dangerous ever built by man. Gorge-Bush belives that the fart bomb will be used to attack a choclate factory in isreal and this will make isreal more smelly than it already is .On the other hand the iranian president has said that the americans are sending spies to iran to peek into public toilets. The US government denied these claims and they say that these men are just ordinary perverts. Mr.John peekaboo a spokesperson for PAA (perverts association of america) has backed this claims by saying that he himself went to peek in Iranian toilets but he also added that he was not satisfied with what he saw and does not recommend Iran as a tourist destination for perverts all over the world.

A few physics terms

Circular motion - moving in circles when one gets lost or drunk eg. Idiots

apparent weightlessness - the feeling you get when you jump out of the window of a 50 storey building

cycle - saikalu

Big bang - The Banging on the head of a man when he gets caught peeking into women's bathrooms

force - something that can cause a body to accelerate eg. Food, tv, coconuts , girls

weight - the downward force on your buttocks

drag - to pull someone by their feet

newtons first law - a fat ass will not move unless an external force acts on him

newtons second law - mass is directly proportional to the number of cakes you eat

newtons third law - for every idiot there is an equal but opposite idiot

couple - a man and a woman that are not in line and produce a rotational effect

work - sitting in front of a pc playing video games or watching unsuitable videos

conservation of energy - energy content of a woman will always remain constant , energy can only be converted and stored in her buttocks or chest

half-life - the average time taken for half the teeth of a person to fall