Recent reports in "psycho nuts daily" magazine has suggested that there is a direct link between changes in global weather and the decrease in the amount of clothes women wear. Dr. Karl Dickbigger at the psycho institute explains that when women wear less clothes they become hotter (as assumed by scientists in the past) so when they become hotter the heat energy is transmitted to the surrounding and so the atmospheric temparature increases. The increase in temparature leads to changes in global weather such as extremely bad smells, flooding of public toilets, IL DIVO and raining of pigs from the sky.Therefore they came up with the relationship that the number of clothes worn by women is inversely propotional to the absolute temparature.
Nc = 1/ K (TsEX) where K is a constant
Dr (Dumb rascal) Karl Dickbigger went onto show evidence for this by pointing out the fact that areas where women go topless tanning are usually much hotter relative to other places. He also explained that the reason why africa is so hot is because women in africa are unable to afford clothes.Scientists have expressed great delight at the recent findings and many have been aroused by the nude pictures of women posted on the "psycho nuts daily" magazine. Meanwhile Osama Bean laid-en the world's most wanted man (according to MTVee's hot men rankings) has urged women all over the world to wear more clothes to reverse the effects of global warming. Speaking to MTVee he said "Yo i urge all dem bitches all over the globe to wear your fuckin clothes and dont go around lookin like one of dem ho's , coz if me niggaz see you naked we gonna blow da bombs and kill you, know whad i'm sayin".
