A love poem by a NERD

your crystal blue eyes are as bright
As a 21 inch LCD screen
you make me feel so high
Like a 12 Gigabyte RAM
i cant help falling in love with you
just the way i fell in love
with all the girls in Japanese anime
and of course bill gates

I wanna kiss you gently

The way i lick my monitor
I wanna F%#K you with passion
The way i insert my pen drive
i want to stay by your side
86400 seconds every day
and i'll protect you
even from the micro-organisms

so baby lets get together now
it will be just you and me and my computer
Lets get married and have kids
In an online multi-player game
if its a girl we will call her tanya-x-2536
and if it is a boy we will call him metal-man-356

A few physics terms

Circular motion - moving in circles when one gets lost or drunk eg. Idiots

apparent weightlessness - the feeling you get when you jump out of the window of a 50 storey building

cycle - saikalu

Big bang - The Banging on the head of a man when he gets caught peeking into women's bathrooms

force - something that can cause a body to accelerate eg. Food, tv, coconuts , girls

weight - the downward force on your buttocks

drag - to pull someone by their feet

newtons first law - a fat ass will not move unless an external force acts on him

newtons second law - mass is directly proportional to the number of cakes you eat

newtons third law - for every idiot there is an equal but opposite idiot

couple - a man and a woman that are not in line and produce a rotational effect

work - sitting in front of a pc playing video games or watching unsuitable videos

conservation of energy - energy content of a woman will always remain constant , energy can only be converted and stored in her buttocks or chest

half-life - the average time taken for half the teeth of a person to fall