symantec has introduced a new software program to help humans fight against viruses. The software is said to work against all viruses in existence. In order to use the software you have to connect yourself to the computer through a wire that goes into your anus. The wire sends a small electric impulse (5000 V) of electricity through your body, and if you're still lucky to be alive after all that the virus will be gone and you will be cured.Just like the computer version the human version of the software makes you slow and unresponsive. Some of the other side effects of the software include death, paralysis, heart attacks,chronic farting and spikey hair.
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Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Norton Antivirus For Humans
symantec has introduced a new software program to help humans fight against viruses. The software is said to work against all viruses in existence. In order to use the software you have to connect yourself to the computer through a wire that goes into your anus. The wire sends a small electric impulse (5000 V) of electricity through your body, and if you're still lucky to be alive after all that the virus will be gone and you will be cured.Just like the computer version the human version of the software makes you slow and unresponsive. Some of the other side effects of the software include death, paralysis, heart attacks,chronic farting and spikey hair.
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